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I’ll be nice the first time i correct you. 
You have been warned. 
#bopowarrior #effyourbeautystandards #bodypositive #sunsoutbunsout🍑 #bikinibodyisabodyinabikini 
#celluliteisnormal
Day 14 of the @fredandfar #30dayselflovechallenge

Unplug from your phone

I left my phone at home when my mims and i drove to Chico for my cousin’s baby shower and a general family get together 
@twotinytappers we’re literal road dogs and are now exhausted from a day driving, avoiding toddlers, getting treats from toddlers, being attacked by a geriatric chihuahua, and letting big (but sweet) dogs sniff their butts. I imagine for them it’s not unlike the scene w the t-Rex in Jurassic Park. 
This is their “tired and luxuriating and planning on napping hard AF all day today” look (Little do they know that we’re heading to another party today, this time in Santa Cruz)

I canNOT with these handsome a-holes. 
Bonus outtakes at the end of the series. 
#McConnellClan #selfcareissomeseriousshit #evenwhenyousimplyforgotyourphone #twotinytappers #landsharks #wigglypiglets #wombmates #toddlersareterrifying #buttheyhavetreats
Day 13 of the @fredandfar #30dayselflovechallenge 
Give yourself a facial

Weeeeeell, a very dear friend is an amaaaaaaazing body worker and derma-witch. 
So i spent 3+ hours in her beautiful den of self care opulence being pampered. 
This is my gear on her butler. 
If you’re in San Francisco or surrounding environs, look up Azure Deep Alchemy. You will not be disappointed. It’s an amazing high-end luxury spa experience at prices we plebeians can afford. 
Mein gott but @global_glamazon is amazing. 
She’ll also help you design a skin care routine that is simple, easy, and everything your skin is craving. 
Bonus drinking chocolate and pho made it the best evening and everything my bruised little heart needed. 
This evening tapped all aspects of self care. 
ALL THE GOLD STARS 🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟 (Catching up on posting)

#azuredeepalchemy #selfcareissomeseriousshit #phogetaboutit
🌞 sun’s out, 👅 tongue’s out

#twotinytappers #landsharks  #wigglypiglets #wombmates #chiweenie #mutts
Day 12 of the @fredandfar #30dayselflovechallenge

Stretch for 30 minutes. 
I opted for yoga in my living room. I rolled up to my yoga class, saw it was the sub that i really really really don’t jive on and noped the hell out of there to do yoga with @mynameisjessamyn (via video)
Sometimes self love is not forcing yourself to do something you’ll hate because it’s “good for you”

@twotinytappers love it when i do yoga at home. They get all up in my downward dog, yo. 
#selfloveissomeseriousshit #everybodyyoga #doginterrupted
Outtakes from our hike with Aunt Fred on Sunday. 
Roscoe is clearly the more photogenic of the two and is certainly a more compliant model. 
#nationalpetday #demearstho #twotinytappers #wigglypiglets #wombmates #landsharks #mutts #rescuedog #wondermutts #chiweenie #terriermix
Serving drippy witch Sea Hag looks and out to snatch your souls on a dreary Wednesday. 
Surprisingly hard to get all of my #seawitch #🐙 details in one shot 
Loving my scaled #motherofdragons harpie #airforce1 
I wore a crop top to work and no one noticed. #ourlittlesecret 
#corporategoth #urbanwitch 
#seahag #fatshion #fatgirlinalittleshirt🎶 #ootd #idgafaboutyourdietsusan
Day 10 of the @fredandfar #30dayselflovechallenge 
Clean out a junk drawer

I don’t really have a junk drawer so i cleaned up my tea cupboard (before & after)
Bonus photo of what used to be a Tupperware avalanche booby trap that I’ve now replaced with silicone bags that are much easier to store 
#selfloveissomeseriousshit
On our morning walk we met the wonderful @camilavaldezart 
She makes some of my favorite whimsical food sculptures. @twotinytappers loved her and thought her art was tasty. 
I have neat neighbors. 
#camilavaldezart
Somebody had a rough night 
#misspopcorn #camilavaldezart
Day 9 of the @fredandfar #30dayselflovechallenge (yes, I’m posting late)

Write down 5 things that make you happy. 
They say a picture is worth a thousand words so...
Grateful for wonderful friends who see me, warts and all, inspire me, challenge me, play with me, and create with me. 
Especially those friends that see my truth without being told. 
#tresha #bobcats #kittygirls #christmasdivas #campgrounded #summercampfriends #neverweretheresuchdevotedsisters👯🎶
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